{"id":3467,"date":"2016-04-20T13:41:25","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T11:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/?p=3467"},"modified":"2016-04-04T22:13:10","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T20:13:10","slug":"accouchement-en-semi-direct","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/2016\/accouchement-en-semi-direct\/","title":{"rendered":"Accouchement en semi-direct"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/20160327_141531_0028_pfz200.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3468\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3468\" src=\"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/20160327_141531_0028_pfz200-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"20160327_141531_0028_pfz200\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/20160327_141531_0028_pfz200-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/20160327_141531_0028_pfz200.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Je croyais b\u00eatement que les poissons pondaient des \u0153ufs, puis que ceux-ci \u00e9closent un jour (je vous conseille la conjugaison du verbe <a href=\"http:\/\/leconjugueur.lefigaro.fr\/conjugaison\/verbe\/eclore.html\">\u00e9clore<\/a> qui m&rsquo;a perturb\u00e9 ici car il y manque des temps). O\u00f9, je n&rsquo;en sais rien et en plus, cela n&rsquo;am\u00e8nera absolument rien comme <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Schmilblick\">schmilblick<\/a> \u00e0 ma chronique.<\/p>\n<p>Bref, pour trancher cette question m\u00e9taphysique avec une approche hautement scientifique qu&rsquo;il vous est possible de refaire \u00e0 loisir, surtout \u00e0 la p\u00e9riode de P\u00e2ques, il suffit d&rsquo;acheter un poisson au premier magasin du coin et se rendre compte que pour donner naissance, il s&rsquo;ouvre assez facilement et le petit sors d\u00e9j\u00e0 tout finit !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je croyais b\u00eatement que les poissons pondaient des \u0153ufs, puis que ceux-ci \u00e9closent un jour (je vous conseille la conjugaison du verbe \u00e9clore qui m&rsquo;a perturb\u00e9 ici car il y manque des temps). O\u00f9, je n&rsquo;en sais rien et en &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/2016\/accouchement-en-semi-direct\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3467"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3467"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3480,"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3467\/revisions\/3480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kergroixnoble.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}